-Bunni-
She may look sweet, but Bunni will shove a bomb (with her signature 'kiss') down your pants...and splatter your genitals in the blink of an eye. It makes you wonder: 'where does she pull those friggin bombs from?!'

-Lola-
The flamboyant and charasmatic Captain of a band of overzealous, hydrophobic, lady pirates. With a tiny fire-breathing dragon always on her should, the boisterous Lola leads an inept terror from above.

-Twitch-
Doesn't every crew need a silent, yet slightly crazy, gun-touting, munitions expert...with a devilish smirk. They don't call her 'Twitch' for nothing.

-Alastair-
The Captain of a drunkard crew aboard the aptly named 'Poop-Shit'. Alastair and his crew's shenanigans are widely talked about amongst the island cove as well as the other pirate ships who seem to have their plans twarted by this inebriated bunch. Perhaps if he wasn't drunk 24/7, Alastair would make a good pirate...hmm?

-The Gorilla-
Why is there a giant, hyper-intelligent, sophisticated, disapproving, talking Gorilla aboard a pirate ship? Well, Alastair needs someone to confide in. The more important question is, if he's so smart, why doesn't he leave?

-Scruffy-
Alastair's first mate and all around scruffy looking fellow.

-Demonic-
This clan of obsessive and choatic masters of the martial arts are lead by a fiery-eyed, devilish-skull-faced leader...Chuck. Chuck's one weakness, bunny-rabbits.

-Perry-
Ninjas are masters of remaining unseen. Not sure if you can call these creepy weirdos 'ninjas'. They love to show off and make their presence known. I wonder if there's pencil thin, chin-strap beards under those masks.

-Gremlin-
They make look small, cute, and comical. But these little guys will fuck you up. Be especially wary, when they are in large groups.