RYANNE
Ryanne greatly dislikes filling out descriptions about herself. She struggles with normal human speaking on the best of days, and at worst manages only rude noises and blank stares.
Ryanne is a graphic designer by day. She works for an organization too horrible to name where she is questioned frequently about her cognitive skills. Ryanne also illustrates comics; ridiculous comics with overly complicated titles. She plays way too many video games, watches terrible television shows, makes delicious treats of the bakery variety, and one day hopes to accomplish the goal of being able to lick her own elbow.
JONEZY
Jonezy, well… this guy has got ideas…
That are probably going to land him in hell (if he believed in such a place). The ridiculousness of human life, social interaction, political (in)correctness, and the boundaries of good taste…fascinates him.
In addition to Jonezy’s current position as the one of the main annoyance factors in Ryanne’s life, he also works as a Designer, producing boat loads of that junk mail you get. Yep, that was me. Sorry...